Hi, it's Lauren again (yes, that Lauren). Gardiner called me this evening and asked me to guest blog to let you all know that he's fine but has no internet connection. Apparently, he's been stealing the neighbor's wifi for the last year and half and that means he has no recourse when the signal goes down.

Here's hoping that his neighbor reboots the system or pays his DSL bill or whatever the problem may be so that Gardiner can go back to his thieving ways and resume entertaining us each evening.

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